Douchebag Decree: The No-Host Oscars

Academy Awards (Photo credit: ABC/Adam Rose)

This year, the Academy Awards will be hostless. After comedian Kevin Hart pulled out of the ceremony following the circulation of his homophobic tweets in December, the Awards were left hostless, and hostless they will stay. According to Variety, producers will instead recruit stars for various roles in place of “one marquee name to kick things off in a monologue filled with Trump zingers.”

The Academy had months to think up a good idea, and instead they came up with nothing. We can do better.

It’s that easy.

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