i’m samantha irby and i’m here to take your call**if you promise you’ll subscribe to Bitch

it's true. it's me. samantha irby. i have a subscription to bitch magazine. a real one.

my dearest bitches (which i mean in the love way and not the gross way),

it’s true. it’s me. samantha irby. i have a subscription to bitch magazine. a real one, paid for with my own money, money that i would otherwise be wasting on nail polish or overpriced coffee drinks. which is how i also know that joining the b-hive is the very best way to get a subscription to bitch magazine. i support bitch because i am trying to be a better person every day; because i am trying to be a more informed person as i move through the world; because i am trying to support people who are deserving.

and let’s be for real: i want curated content that’s both dope and aligns with my personal viewpoints!!!

we are living through a weird dystopian waking nightmare, and if i want my news and pop culture from progressive feminists that i love and trust then that’s just fucking fine! but that also means that when i can, i have to support that work with my money. which is also why i’m asking you to join the b-hive basically yesterday, which i know isn’t possible, so i’ll settle for this very second. 

i’m eternally grateful that bitch exists, and that we have access to such smart and important work. i’m not kidding, i listen to the bitchtapes and figure out which tv shows i need to be watching based on their recs and read about cultures i’d otherwise have no idea existed and what i’m trying to say is I AM DEEPLY INVESTED IN THIS ORGANIZATION.

we are living through a weird dystopian waking nightmare, and if i want my news and pop culture from progressive feminists that i love and trust then that’s just fucking fine! but that also means that when i can, i have to support that work with my money.

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so join me and pony up the cash if ya got it—a b-hive membership is what, the cost of a fancy eyeliner? less! you can join the b-hive with just $8 a month! or subscribe, or make a donation—or if ya don’t you can still check them out online, but just support these bad bitches however you can in their quest to educate and entertain us all. then go tell your mama, and your mean ass sister, and your ex-girlfriend to get in on it, too.

bitch has 2 days to raise the rest of this goal, so PICK UP THE PROVERBIAL PHONE and be one of the last 586 people bitch needs to join the b-hive already! thanks for reading this and, if it helps, picture a bunch of celebrities pretending to talk on phones behind me as i implore you for your help. yes, oprah could actually take your call!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love bitch and i love you,

-samantha irby

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