Douchebag Decree

Douchebag Decree: Birth Control Backlash

It’s a little embarrassing to call out Fox News on the Douchebag Decree, because that channel is basically a love letter to this column: “Dear Douchebag Decree, I will... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Chick Beer, the "Beer for Women"

Are you a woman who secretly enjoys beer yet can’t find one girly enough to suit your needs? Would you enjoy beer more if it were pink, low in carbs, and super sweet? Well never fear, because Chick Beer is here! Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Literally Douchey Edition

Today we’re making history on the Bitch blog. The Douchebag Decree has been used to call out the likes of politicians, sports stars, pop stars, and internet trolls, but today we’re getting real, and awarding the Douchebag Decree to an actual douche. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Scott Adams, Douchetoonist

Have you been following the Scott “rape is a natural instinct” Adams story? If not, hold on to your hat barf bag. Adams, creator of the cartoon Dilbert and noted... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Forty Beads

If you’re straight, monogamous, and female, Carolyn Evans wants to SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE! Her new book, Forty Beads, has “simple, sexy” advice: overcome the “libido gap” between women and men by having sex whenever... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The NYPD Rape Acquittal

Sometimes a situation is so horrible that a Douchebag Decree just doesn’t cut it. However, I can think of nothing douchier today than the NYPD trial verdict, which found the two accused officers... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Comcast VP Steve Kipp, Attempted Reel Grrls Camp-Ruiner

Reel Grrls, the awesome Seattle-based nonprofit organization that teaches media production to young women, has been under douche attack! Recently, Reel Grrls tweeted about the massive conflict of interest that is... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Monster High

Sometimes, products are all the more disappointing when they sounded pretty cool at first. Case in point: Mattel’s blockbuster franchise, Monster High. This series of dolls is centered around the children (mostly daughters) of werewolves, mummies and other classic beasties of horror tales.... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Bret Easton Ellis

OK, we’ve published plenty of posts here on Glee and how it maybe isn’t all it... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: American Thinker

Wait! Yes, you! Were you about to go buy some stamps? Be careful! According to the American Thinker, American stamps are “childish, silly, and racist”! Now, does that... Read more »