Douchebag Decree

Douchebag Decree: Boehner and Posse vs. Smithsonian

I have a feeling that House Majority Leader-to-be John Boehner may prove himself the worthy recipient of many a Douchebag Decree in the months and years to come, but the distinctly layered douche-osity of... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Americans for Truth About Homosexuality

This week the douchetacular group Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, whose name invokes vague ideas about democracy and justice while its agenda promotes hate and intolerance, basically awarded the Douchebag Decree to itself.... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Betty Crocker

As if being a completely fictional model of unobtainable feminine domesticity weren’t enough, Betty Crocker has sealed her fate as a Douchebag Decree recipient with the new... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Clint McCance

It’s Dia de los Douches here at Bitch HQ, and... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Ken Buck

Oh, Ken Buck. You make my job so easy, what with your... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Lou Dobbs

This week’s Douchebag Decree goes to a man who used his post at CNN as a platform to rage against “illegal aliens” to the American public. If that wasn’t douche-y enough for you, it has now come out that this same man has been employing undocumented workers for years to tend to his... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: James O'Keefe

Yesterday CNN broke the story that O'Keefe had tried to punk them just like he punk'd all those evil advocates for the poor, only this time he failed miserably. O'Keefe told CNN reporter Abbie Boudreau that he wanted to meet with her... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Johns Hopkins University News-Letter

Once, twice, three times a douchebag for Johns Hopkins... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The out-of-bounds coverage of Ines Sainz

You know what time it is, right? It’s time to have a decree for the douchebags. As you might have heard, Mexican sports reporter Ines Sainz was harassed with cat-calls and “suggestive comments” this past week... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Michael Arrington, Technological Determinist

OK, so we can all agree that there is a lack of women in positions of power in the tech industry, right? Right. Well, according to Douche du Jour Michael Arrington, it’s our own damn fault. In his piece for TechCrunch (charmingly titled... Read more »