Read on for 5 things I don’t want to read about anymore:
1. Stories about and video clips of Britney Spears’ public menses-related mishaps. This keeps happening (if the reports are even true) because she’s mentally ill, very forgetful, or terribly overwhelmed. Either way, give her a break.
3. The Real Fake Housewives of __________________. Enough!
4. Those very special “Who’s Too Thin?” features in celebrity rags. As if these same rags wouldn’t report negatively on these same women if they gained weight instead of lost it.
5. The very public meltdown of Jon and Kate’s marriage. Hey, Jon and Kate…remember those “plus 8”? I’m thinking they’d rather not have all their friends know the intimate details of their parents’ marital woes. But I guess since you’ve already placed them in the fishbowl, you figure…why not? And now you’re complaining that you “didn’t sign up for public scrutiny”? GMAFB.