Project Runway Season 10: Lordy, Lordy!

It was a Lord & Taylor extravaganza on this week’s Project Runway!

Sonjia and Elena in the workroom
I feel you, Sonjia. I wanted to cut that harness up too.

Since one of our usual recappers (me) is out of town this week, we mixed things up and Annalee and Andi live-tweeted the episode. We’ll be back next week with our regular writeup, but until then, enjoy their awesome and hilarious tweets!

Oh My Lord & Taylor!

Storified by BitchMedia LiveTweet · Thu, Aug 30 2012 23:45:52

Oh, no! Sonjia’s headed for a breakdown, and Ven’s still a massive douchecanoe. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy night! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
How badass is Dmitry? He irons his t-shirt WHILE HE’S WEARING IT. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
MONDO SPOTTING (sorta)! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Challenge: Design a cocktail dress that looks something like another cocktail dress for a #ProjectRunway cocktail-dress collection. So.BitchMedia LiveTweet
That mannequin in blue was BRINGING IT! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Dear Elena, Please launch a track jacket line. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Too bad for you, Dmitry, Gordana already designed the dress you were going to design. Take those crisscross pleats elsewhere, dude!BitchMedia LiveTweet
Less Mood = less Swatch = MORE UNACCEPTABLE. #Swatch4Eva #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Go Ricki! Go Ricki! Oh, wait… #RickiLakeisback?!?!BitchMedia LiveTweet
When Ven says “It’s not just about me,” I’m just hearing “Me Me Me Me rose-pleating Me Me Me Me…” #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
In this week’s episode of Cute Ass Dress, Gunnar attempts to talk down a very distressed Ukrainian #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Ven, stick a foot of fabric in your mouth! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Gee, Ven, TELL US AGAIN how men are “stronger designers.” Actually, no. Tell Miuccia Prada, Donna Karan, Coco Freaking Chanel…BitchMedia LiveTweet
#ProjectRunway News Alert!: Uli has branched out beyond flowy Miami-wear and into the world of exposed zippers!BitchMedia LiveTweet
It’s always a gripping episode of #ProjectRunway when designers realize that “mass-market” = actually making wearable clothing.BitchMedia LiveTweet
“AHGHRGGGGRRHHH!!!” = the noise that came from my mouth when I saw ANOTHER VEN ROSE! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Time to reinVENt yourself, dude! Listen to Sonjia and ditch the rose #ProjectRunway.BitchMedia LiveTweet
“Tell me about your iffiness.” OH TIM do not open that can of worms. Even you cannot handle the iffiness of this workroom.BitchMedia LiveTweet
I’m glad Ven ROSE to this week’s challenge #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Peplums. Do they ever work? Discuss. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Gunnar, please Cute Ass Dress-ify this entire episode! What a downer! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Don’t you wish Kooan was here to make a cocktail dress out of dental floss and unicorn farts? I sure do. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Melissa, girl come here, I have Xanax for you. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Guys are brought up to feel confident in their opinions and work, whereas women BE CRAZY (Am I right, Fabio?) #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
“Channel your inner winner.” Tim, never change. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Melissa’s dress definitely wins the “creating awkward side-boob” award tonight, if it’s any consolation to her. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
I liked Gunnar’s dress much more when Laura Bennett made it in season 3. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Yes, Elena, your dress looks too modern for the challenge, if by “modern” you mean “exactly like a dog harness.” #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Who knew a Dmitry design would be the least dour look on the runway! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Christopher is going to win this, but not before Heidi makes a snarky remark about his model’s boobs being in the wrong place.BitchMedia LiveTweet
4 high scores and 2 low? Way to switch it up #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Is Michael Kors talking about looking costume-y to a contestant in a flower crown? #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Where are the subtle rose-related hints to Ven, judges?! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
“Mother-of-the-bride” from Kors is always the kiss of death, isn’t it? It’s like “taste level” from Nina or “plus model” from Heidi.BitchMedia LiveTweet
Side note: Is Nina wearing a chain-mail dress? #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
I agree, Michael Kors. Combining Amish and field hockey aesthetics ARE tricky #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
“Can’t you do anything, but with your twist to it?” Heidi clearly did not watch last week’s shitshow. #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
I am closing my eyes and pretending the Lord & Taylor woman is Susan Sarandon. Just me? #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
How mass-market is too mass-market? A black lace mini dress a la 2001 Britney Spears, possibly #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
Oh #ProjectRunway, what a transparently long lull before “kicking” Gunnar offBitchMedia LiveTweet
Pass out the flower crowns, Fabio. This is turning into a love fest! #ProjectRunwayBitchMedia LiveTweet
You’re in, Detherage. No need to resort to pretending to love Lord & Taylor. #ProjectRunway.BitchMedia LiveTweet
Next time: More teams, and possible crowdsourcing? Yeah, that’ll go well. #ProjectRunway.BitchMedia LiveTweet
Two episodes with back-to-back elimination fake outs? #ProjectRunway, can I trust NO ONE?BitchMedia LiveTweet

Previously: Fifty Shades of Rage; Going, Going, Gone

by Kelsey Wallace
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1 Comment Has Been Posted

They were so just trying to

They were so just trying to make up for all the people who left by not eliminating anyone with this challenge. I was talking to one of my co-workers at Dish about this episode and we were both sure Alicia would have gotten sent home any other week, but they had numbers to think about. Still, it seems like her days on the show might be numbered. I have a class on Thursday nights, so I always have to watch Project Runway and all the other shows I watch with help from my Hopper. I watched it this morning and was all caught up by the time I had to go to work. The team challenge next week looks like it’ll handily make up for this episode’s relatively low level of drama. Should be entertaining!

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