[View the story “Live-Tweeting the True Blood Finale!” on Storify ]Live-Tweeting the True Blood Finale!
Storified by BitchMedia LiveTweet · Mon, Aug 27 2012 09:42:52
Grab yr secret stash of B positive, because it’s #TrueBlood time! I’m @KelseyMWallace Let’s live-tweet Alcide’s pants off the SEASON FINALE!BitchMedia LiveTweet
I guess if anyone had the true death coming it was Russell, but I’m going to miss that Karaoke-singing wisecracker. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
No amount of rhinestones and lip gloss will distract us from Sookie/Anna Paquin’s very obvious baby bump. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
All those vampire ninja skills and Bill can’t even catch a fly? Some king. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
You knew that favor Sookie owed Pam was going to come back and bite her in the ass. Um, neck. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“If I want to be a fool then I WILL be a fool! It’s my God-given right as an American.” Jason, repping for us all. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Hush vampire soldiers, foghorn leghorn has something to say. #TrueBlood @BitchMediaLiveJacob Dittmer
Salome, Bill obvs wants to kill you so bad right now. Haven’t you learned anything from your millennia of seduction and trickery? #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“Why must all roads lead to fucking Sookie?” Once again, Pam speaks the truth. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
I’d watch the shit out of a spinoff show where Alcide and his dad get mani pedis. Are you listening @hbo? #QueerEyeForTheWolfGuy #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Yikes. Vampire blood turns you into a homophobe now? Don’t tell Eric and Bill—I’m still waiting for them to make out! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
The ghost of Mama Stackhouse must not have heard Jason say “that train has sailed” before she said she was proud of him. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Sweating out blood and she’s still on his case for not calling her back. Werebitches, amirite? #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Someone get me a fly swatter because I am OVER this shifter bullshit. I liked Sam better when he was a dog. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
After you grab that fly swatter bring me one of those cajun margaritas too! I would like a “little sippy sip” plz. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Also, Lafayette should always be in charge of the jukebox and he should plan every party forever. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Drink that marg while you can, Holly! Your bf’s around the corner with a knocked-up fairy—that buzz is gonna wear off QUICK. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Jason is pulling some real Dr. Laura shit right now. He should get his own conservative vampire-human relationship advice show. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“I have no idea what’s happening!” Drunk Jane is the wisest person on this show. I hear you, girl. I hear you. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Pastor Steve would have a “Fur Pete’s Sake!” sticker on his dog crate. He might be a werewolf kidnapper, but in a cute way! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Andy Bellefleur raises four baby girls: I smell a slapstick comedy! Quick, call Steve Guttenberg. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Does Alcide reeeally need to have his shirt on for this fight scene? He’d probably fight better shirtless. Just sayin.’ #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“We choose pack” is a hilarious slogan given Joe Manganiello’s turn as “Big Dick” Richie in #MagicMike earlier this summer. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Bill’s mouth is silent, but his brain is all “SOOKEHHHHH!” #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“I did not see that shit comin.’” Lafayette and Jane make a great Greek chorus. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Finally Jason can put his extreme fundamentalist militia skills to use. He learned them from you, Newlin! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“I’m gettin’ you the fuck out of jail, bitch.” Tara and Pam are so sweet together. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Tara and Pam! Tara and Pam! YESSS. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
With all the Lilith blood gone those vamps are gonna have to drink hurricanes next time they go to NOLA like everyone else. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
“Pour it in the fucking fire and make out with me like I know you want to!” Eric to Bill, in my version of this script. #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
All this drinking potions and dying is so Romeo + Juliet. I wish Baz Luhrman had directed this finale! #TrueBloodBitchMedia LiveTweet
Bill is the new Lilith, Tara and Pam are the new it couple, and Jason is the new Warlowslayer. See you next season, #TrueBlood!BitchMedia LiveTweet
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