Ever think to yourself, "Hey, I know what my Americano needs...to be sexier?" Latte Dolls is a new mobile coffee house that features an all-female lingerie-clad waitstaff. Wait, it gets better! Sizes are available in A, B, C and double D cups! There are "theme" days like School Girl Monday and Warrant Wednesday! Wow - how original. But the most disturbing thing of all was a comment in this article: "I had a job in technology, and I got laid off. This is way more fun, definitely," said Latte Doll "Zia" (they don't use their real names). Owner Rick Hernandez (a dude, obv.) says he plans on opening another shop that features men as servers (yeah, right) 'cause you know, exploitation is okay as long as you promise to be an equal opportunity exploiter. Yuck. Thanks to StuckUpGirl for alerting me to this awful-ness in our fair city.