Your Uterus: not as safe for babies as you thought!

by Kjerstin Johnson
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Kjerstin Johnson is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. She is the former editor in chief of Bitch. She tweets at @kajerstin

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3 Comments Have Been Posted

Well this explains a lot.

I knew my uterus was dangerous, but I never realized it was due to a choking hazard! Time for a safety recall indeed.

I have to say

If Uterus Choking Is Outlawed, Only Uterus Chokers Will Evolve.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man, thank you for posting.

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