Douchebag Decree: No, Samantha Bee and Roseanne Barr Aren't the Same

Samantha Bee’s insult denigrates a person that she has contempt for; Roseanne Barr’s insult denigrates a people.

Douchebag Decree: The NFL Sold Its Soul to Trump

The real reason for the NFL’s new national anthem policy? Trump. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: USC Let A Campus Doctor Abuse Students for 30 Years

Time’s up on covering for abusive and predatory men and time’s up on those in power who let it happen year after year. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Hey White People, Stop Calling the Cops on People of Color

Getting police involved in non-police matters and calling police on innocent people is active endangerment. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Ross Douthat Thinks Violent Incel Ideology Makes Sense

Of course this week’s Douchebag Decree is going to Ross Douthat. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Chait, You Trapped Yourself

When you try to trap me, you trap yourself. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: There’s No Coming Back From What You’ve Done

To all the disgraced celebrity men hoping to make a comeback: How about never? Read more »

Douchebag Decree: “The Simpsons” Addressed “The Problem with Apu” In the Worst Way Possible

Is there a worse way to respond to thoughtful criticism? Read more »

Douchebag Decree: “The Bachelor” Is Bad

There is no decency to be found in reality TV. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: These Fucking Jerks

This week we’ve seen incredibly obtuse, harmful, patronizing, and downright monstrous behavior from Republicans and NRA spokespeople. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Bari Weiss’s White Noise

Bari Weiss has been on a nonstop streak of problematic, alarmist, and victim-blaming columns since she was hired at the New York Times in 2017. Read more »

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