Douchebag Decree: The No-Host Oscars

Why didn’t the Academy ask us who should host?

Douchebag Decree: It's Too Fucking Cold

It’s so cold that Hell froze over. For real. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: You Say School Spirit, I Say Racism

The Covington Catholic students were on a “mission” to protest reproductive freedom that ended in the public taunting of people of color. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: No One Asked for "Green Book"

Literally, no one asked for this film. Read more »

All the Douchebags of 2018

All of this year’s douchebags in one place. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The War on Christmas

Apparently the War on Christmas is still being fought—primarily on the airwaves of Fox News. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Megyn Kelly Is Cancelled

Megyn Kelly’s show was 60 minutes of Beckery. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Edward Blum Wants to Kill Affirmative Action

Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard is basically a do-over of Fisher v. University of Texas with the prospect of going before a much more conservative Supreme Court. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Shitty Media Man Continues to Be Shitty

So far Stephen Elliott’s suit is the only legal action that’s arisen from the list. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: John Hockenberry's #Metoo Essay Is a Reminder That Literary Publishing Is Still a Boys' Club

Men like John Hockenberry and their apologists don’t see sexual harassment as harmful or frightening and their conflation of romance and harassment proves it. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: No, Samantha Bee and Roseanne Barr Aren't the Same

Samantha Bee’s insult denigrates a person that she has contempt for; Roseanne Barr’s insult denigrates a people. Read more »

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