douchebag decree

Douchebag Decree: Kirstjen Nielsen Can’t Recall If Donald Trump is a Racist

There is nothing lower than the racism of the president of this country, other than those who knowingly try to clean up his messes with lies. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Time’s Up For James Franco

Five women have come forward to accuse James Franco of inappropriate or sexually exploitative behavior. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Logan Paul Is Getting Rich by Being Terrible

Don’t let this face fool you. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Stop Talking, Matt Damon

Please go away forever, Matt, and take your bad opinions with you. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: No Moore, Less Apologists

Roy Moore’s campaign was stained by multiple allegations that he initiated sexual relationships with minors, his ridiculous ten-gallon cowboy hat, and the most inept spokespeople I’ve ever seen. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Kate Winslet, WYD?

Woody Allen is a sexual predator and Kate Winslet is out here working hard to rehabilitate his image. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Justin Bieber Does Not Deserve a Grammy for “Despacito”

“Despacito” is the song of the year and that’s entirely due to the creative genius of three people of color and the song’s Puerto Rican roots—not Bieber. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Christopher Columbus Was a Bloodthirsty Convicted Criminal

The United States still insists on giving a murderer a federal holiday alongside Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., so here’s what contact between Europe and the Americas actually looked like. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Blake Shelton is Sexy if White Mediocrity is Sexy

People magazine is trying to undermine our very understanding of reality. Read more »