douchebag decree
Douchebag Decree: Kirstjen Nielsen Can’t Recall If Donald Trump is a Racist
There is nothing lower than the racism of the president of this country, other than those who knowingly try to clean up his messes with lies.
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Douchebag Decree: Time’s Up For James Franco
Five women have come forward to accuse James Franco of inappropriate or sexually exploitative behavior.
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Douchebag Decree: Logan Paul Is Getting Rich by Being Terrible
Don’t let this face fool you.
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Douchebag Decree: Stop Talking, Matt Damon
Please go away forever, Matt, and take your bad opinions with you.
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Douchebag Decree: No Moore, Less Apologists
Roy Moore’s campaign was stained by multiple allegations that he initiated sexual relationships with minors, his ridiculous ten-gallon cowboy hat, and the most inept spokespeople I’ve ever seen.
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Douchebag Decree: Kate Winslet, WYD?
Woody Allen is a sexual predator and Kate Winslet is out here working hard to rehabilitate his image.
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Douchebag Decree: Justin Bieber Does Not Deserve a Grammy for “Despacito”
“Despacito” is the song of the year and that’s entirely due to the creative genius of three people of color and the song’s Puerto Rican roots—not Bieber.
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Douchebag Decree: Christopher Columbus Was a Bloodthirsty Convicted Criminal
The United States still insists on giving a murderer a federal holiday alongside Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., so here’s what contact between Europe and the Americas actually looked like.
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Douchebag Decree: Blake Shelton is Sexy if White Mediocrity is Sexy
People magazine is trying to undermine our very understanding of reality.
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