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Douchebag Decree: There’s No Coming Back From What You’ve Done

To all the disgraced celebrity men hoping to make a comeback: How about never? Read more »

Douchebag Decree: “The Simpsons” Addressed “The Problem with Apu” In the Worst Way Possible

Is there a worse way to respond to thoughtful criticism? Read more »

Douchebag Decree: “The Bachelor” Is Bad

There is no decency to be found in reality TV. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Bari Weiss’s White Noise

Bari Weiss has been on a nonstop streak of problematic, alarmist, and victim-blaming columns since she was hired at the New York Times in 2017. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The Grammys Blew It

I don’t expect too much from award ceremonies, and this year’s Grammy Awards reminded me why. Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Direct Your Anger At Larry Nassar and The Systems That Protected Him

Larry Nassar is guilty by his own admission. So what if Judge Aquilina and Nassar’s victims took revenge on him? Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Ben Roethlisberger, our second Douchebag Decree All-Star

Ben Roethlisberger is our second Douchebag Decree All-Star! (Applause.) Read more »

The Week in Douchebags: It's a Fuckery Faceoff!

In which we play a little game of “two douchebags enter, one douchebag leaves” with the instigators of the week’s worst news stories. Read more »

Part III: Is Anyone Surprised That Bustle Is Ghosting Us?

Could there be a clearer example of corporate media literally silencing any opinion that doesn’t serve it? Read more »

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