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WTF Files: Alphanail Polish for Men and Fighters

Are you looking for a way to take something that is traditionally considered feminine and make it hypermasculine beyond belief? Look no further than Alphanail, the online nail polish retailer for “men and fighters.” Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Scott Adams, Douchetoonist

Have you been following the Scott “rape is a natural instinct” Adams story? If not, hold on to your hat barf bag. Adams, creator of the cartoon Dilbert and noted... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Forty Beads

If you’re straight, monogamous, and female, Carolyn Evans wants to SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE! Her new book, Forty Beads, has “simple, sexy” advice: overcome the “libido gap” between women and men by having sex whenever... Read more »

On Our Radar

Bringing you fine, feminist work from around the web! Bitch YA Blogger Jessica Stites follows up on... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Sarah Palin's Selective History Tour

Maybe you’ve been seeing Sarah Palin in the news “news” recently? She’s touring American landmarks with her family in a big ugly bus to “promote the Fundamental Restoration of America.” Should you be scared that those words are capitalized? I am. One of Palin’s recent stops was... Read more »

Monster High, Reluctantly Revisited: Kindness and Confusion

Remember our Douchebag Decree recipient, Monster High? Prepare yourselves, because things are about to get weird. Mattel has announced a partnership between Monster High and the anti-bullying... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: The NYPD Rape Acquittal

Sometimes a situation is so horrible that a Douchebag Decree just doesn’t cut it. However, I can think of nothing douchier today than the NYPD trial verdict, which found the two accused officers... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Comcast VP Steve Kipp, Attempted Reel Grrls Camp-Ruiner

Reel Grrls, the awesome Seattle-based nonprofit organization that teaches media production to young women, has been under douche attack! Recently, Reel Grrls tweeted about the massive conflict of interest that is... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Monster High

Sometimes, products are all the more disappointing when they sounded pretty cool at first. Case in point: Mattel’s blockbuster franchise, Monster High. This series of dolls is centered around the children (mostly daughters) of werewolves, mummies and other classic beasties of horror tales.... Read more »

I Am, in Fact, Saying No to WWYMD?'s Abstinence-Promoting Underwear

What Would Your Mother Do? Conversation Underwear sells panties and t-shirts in stereotypically girly colors such as white, “pale mint” and “lavender pink,” adorned with the phrases “Not tonight,” “Zip it!” and “... Read more »

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