Douchebag Decree: Tucson Public School Officials Ban Ethnic Studies Program and Shelve Books

Straight from the “people still do this?” department, the Governing Board of the Tucson Unified School District responded to pressure from creepy Arizona Tea Party officials by dismantling the district’s Mexican-American Studies program, and... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Sarah "Human Barbie" Burge, Mother and Plastic Surgery Voucher-Giver

What do you get the seven-year-old girl who has everything? Well, if you’re Sarah Burge, self-proclaimed “Human Barbie,” and the girl in question is your... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: If I Were a Douchebag Forbes Writer Edition

If you don’t want to give Marks the pageviews, Dominion has a nice highlight reel from his article here. Instead of rehashing the (many) negative aspects of what Marks had... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: H&M's "Totally Virtual" Models

H&M is taking fashion douchebaggery to the next level this week by using computer-generated models in its holiday lingerie campaign. As if the photo shopping, airbrushing,... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Rick's Topless Basketball Association (and Spud Webb)

Sports fans everywhere breathed a sigh of relief last week when news broke that the NBA lockout will end on December 25. Yay basketball (go Blazers)! If the lockout were to have to continued, though, some douche-y spectators would’ve been satisfied anyway, thanks to... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, and the PSU Administration That Covered It Up

Trigger warning: This post contains descriptions of rape, molestation, and abuse. As you probably know, some epic douchiness transpired recently in State College Pa., where Jerry Sandusky exerted his power as an assistant coach at a semi-religious institution (Penn State Football) to... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: ChapStick: It's On Everyone's Lips (When They Are Talking About D-bags)

Not only does the ad offensively use women’s bodies to sell a product it, also needlessly sexualizes a non-sexual product. It’s ChapStick for god’s sake! And now I have to think of this lady’s ass every time I rub it on my lips? What? I didn’t want that! Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Dr. Pepper, Doucheologist and Men-Only Drink Specialist

Oh “light” beverages. When will you stop freaking out and shoving your unnecessarily constructed masculinity in our faces? The latest in this long line of I’m-so-manly-it’s-sexist diet drinks (predecessors include... Read more »

Douchebag Decree: Reebok EasyTone's Butt Claims Are Full of Shit

Remember Reebok’s line of EasyTone shoes? The ones with the dry-heave-inducing commercials that claim to “make your boobs jealous” by toning your... Read more »